So other than going to Work and TKD, I’ve spent the last few days locked up in my room doing my Social Policy Assessment, which I might add is almost finished. When I find myself doing a Uni Assessment, I always seem to leave it to the last minute and I have no idea why? Maybe its because I think I work better that way? or maybe its a piss poor excuse for being lazy. So like a turtle I’ve just come out of the shell to let the world I’m ok! Didn’t miss me too much did ya?
I watched the Human Centipede the night before, thinking it can’t be much worse than the one before it…
It was!
The main character is Martin, a fat and sweating slob who works as a night-shift car park attendant. He is obsessed with the first “Human Centipede Movie” and the ghastly works of Dr.Heitner. His dream is about creating his own twelve-strong human centipede. Surprisingly his victims are strikingly easy to find and capture… (makes you wonder whether the cops knew that there were even missing people… and he was caught on security tape heaps!)
Mmmm Hot :p
The Human Centipede II is more unsettling and gory than its infamous predecessor. There are scenes of mutilation, urination, serial defecation, ligament-cutting, tooth-smashing, vomiting and rape, so this movie is on a good roll to offend people. The main performance of Lawrence R Harvey is gloriously weird. So if you are into graphic torture porn and extreme body horror The Human Centipede II is a must-see.
7.5 defecations out of 10 for the genre.
To finish this post I thought I might leave you with this image, it really reminds me of when I’m in the ‘bad books’ with Robyn
Awww baby please? don't be like that, let me bribe you!
I used to wait to the last minute to write papers for uni too. I always did so bad at papers, that it didn’t make any difference how much time I put into them. The Human Centipede is one movie that I will never ever watch.