Ok.. so before you judge… YOUR ALREADY JUDGING MEEE!!
hah.. I am just going to say that i’m totally not jealous of all those super duper blogs that receive awards for posting every week… every day.. every hour… I’m not..really, and although I’ve never ever have received a blog award, especially for my creativity in writing or unique personality.. (Yeah be suprised).. I am just going to say bluntly that yeah I admit that I can’t spell at times, and that I’ve never ever really been ‘good’ at writing… especially blog posts… in fact I was that bad at english in High School that.. well lets just say I think my teachers felt that bad for me that they gave me scraping passes.. anyways, I’m here to say that… you know what.. lets congratulate those people who try.. no matter how crap or boring and down right ugly their blog is, I say HEY! Lets give them an award for trying!
So in some brillance at the end of last year, I made some Blog Awards in my seemingly endless spare time (Where did that go???) to give away in the hopes that I would make some poor uncreative, unimaginative shell of a person …sort of like myself feel better… or maybe I can just give them away to people I think don’t get enough recognition.. yeah that works too!
So without further to do I present thee blog awards!!! (HUGE APPLAUSE AND CLAPS…. CLAP DAMNIT!!!)
THE CREATIVE BLOG AWARD
This one goes out to a special creative one that well, her blog interestingly reminds me of the mad hatter and that crazy story that I for the love of me cannot remember, anywho.. this 20 something young lady creates and sells her own jewellery, yeah thats right! But not only has she got that up her sleeve, but her whole blog is designed from the ground up, with much thought and love, which seems like hours and hours of tiring coding… which honestly seems like way too much work for me, so automatic kudos going out to the cool chick Down the Rabbit Hole
Jedi Jay and obi wan kenobi walk down the red carpet to collect her award.
SMELLS LIKE HOME AWARD
Gosh what was I thinking, what a boring award… well not so boring for some, but I stumbled across this wonderful food blog the other day, and I must say well the sight of Icecream had me won over. Ofcourse I will be directing my wife to check out this blog as it has many tasty treats, and nevertheless reminds me of home, not to forget to mention that this woman takes very very good photographs. I was quite impressed and hence thy the power invested in me and all things good and tasty, I present thee All Things Considered Yummy with the Smells Like Home Blog Award
Undisclosed english looking woman (possibly Nigella Lawson in disguise) walks down the red carpet with her freshly made roast to receive her award.
SEXIEST BLOG OF THE YEAR AWARD
Ok so this was the hardest of the hardest to give away, as there are
not many my bad, there are heaps!!! of sexy blogs out there more then I originally thought, nevertheless one was found. After alot of consideration and deciding not to award this to myself, I found myself at Between My Sheets where Rori shares an almost unbelievable amount of adventures and stories of the sexual nature, its quite frankly just WOW! Anyway, I probably should add that if you are not inclined to looking at penis’s and weird fetishs then its ok to click the link, there’s not too much.. :p All jokes aside, I think Rori’s Blog wins the cake on this one, Kudos to you.
Rori walks down the red carpet with her leather whip to claim her award.
Feel free to steal the blog awards to award yourself, especially if I just awarded it to you, I will though attempt to contact the winners… :)
Wow thats was fun, We should make this a yearly thing!
Collapsing back to sleep,